Betty M Longenberger

I was in a foul mood.7:00 A.M.--in my office--on a Sunday. Normally that would not bother me…this time it was a problem because I had to be here too. A few hubs back I had played light, loose, and fancy with the conventions of commas and the...

Betty White birthday. rom one legend to another, Betty Crocker has created a show-stopping birthday cake for Betty White's 90th birthday special, which airs Monday, January 16 (8-9:30 p.m. ET) on NBC. Betty Crocker will present Betty White with a vibrant Triple Chocolate Celebration Cake inspired by the legendary star. Betty Crocker will also provide each celebrity guest of the NBC special with one of several hundred individual cakes that replicate the look of the Celebration Cake’s top tier. Both Betty Crocker and Betty White are celebrating their ninetieth year as American icons.

I'm hoping that I can make my dream come true by being a great racer.

I am a bougie black boy (BBB), bougie as the $5 bottle of organic pomegranate acai juice I buy for breakfast every morning to accompany my artisanal vegan blueberry lemon-glaze muffin. If you’re bougie, you’re somebody with a certain level of newly upper-crust taste, a snob who doesn’t necessarily know he is or doesn’t try to be snobbish. Bougie is when I accidentally break the movie headphones that came with my mom’s (or, as my cousin calls her, “Bougie Betty”) very high-end luxury vehicle, and as retaliation she’s like, “Well, if you handle them like ordinary, cheap headpho

Betty Boop, M.D.

Betty Boop, M.D.

Betty makes a lot of noise when she plays. I'm surprised all that racket doesn't distract her.