Douglas E Benfer

YOU don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer [offensive to people who have not read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer]; but that ain't [offensive to proponents of standard English usage] no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly [offensive to Mr. Twain]. There was things which he stretched [offensive to persons injured by stretchy children’s toys, viz. “Stretch Armstrong” and their relatives and loved ones, persons unable to do Yoga], but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied one time or another, without it was Aunt [heteronormative, offensive to persons living without aunts] Polly, or the widow [anti-feminist; surely the widow is notable for something other than being a widow?], or maybe Mary. Aunt Polly—Tom's Aunt Polly, she is—and Mary, and the Widow Douglas is all told about in that book [offensive to owners of the Amazon Kindle, or other e-reader devices], which is mostly a true book, with some stretchers [offensive to World War One field medics], as I said before.

Florida oncologist Douglas Jackson gave up his medical practice to pursue the crazy dream of creating a digital currency independent of any nation, and backed by gold and silver. Libertarians and computer criminals were thrilled, but the U.S. government was determined to stop him. And it did.

I tried to write my first novel when I was ten. It was a science fiction novel, and I remember the plot was fairly sophisticated. What is funny is that when you’re that young, you don’t know what ...

With the Republican presidential primary appearing to have narrowed into a two-man contest, Human Events and Red State moved quickly to lock down a date for a Lincoln-Douglas-style debate between Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich. The two organizations went so far this past Monday as to firm up the Annenberg Theater at the Newseum in Washington as the venue on Dec. 19 after another debate originally scheduled that day was canceled. For its part, the Newseum was excited to host the pre-primary forum. There was just one problem. While Gingrich was ready to take his place on the stage, the Romney campaign politely declined in a series of mostly e-mail exchanges. As Joe Guerriero, a Human Events...

Written by Kevin, Kstar, Eldridge , It has been identified that the #1 reason people visit Port Douglas is to RELAX. The chances of relaxing on one of our lovely beaches is improved by the beaches being clean and the oceans healthy. It is known that 46,000 pieces of plastic are estimated to float in every square mile of ocean! This means that 77 Australian species, 20 of which are already listed as endangered are impacted by marine debris! T hat’s why Tangaroa Blu e , was created – to help protect our oceans. Pictured here is myself with OceanCare founder Heide Taylor and other volunteers

There is such a thing as too much information. Sometimes a lot of knowledge can make a reader feel smarter at the end of reading an information-packed book....

Last month, Daily Finance published an article written by Douglas McIntyre making the case that a drop in price of consumer goods is actually bad for the economy due to the cutbacks, i.e.; layoffs, that corporations would have to implement in order to offset the loss in top line revenue. Douglas goes on to list nine widely owned products that have dropped in price over the past year. Here are y

This sci-fi thriller has readers twisting and turning, including EZRead Staffer, Amelia. See what she thinks of this action mixed with science, and whether she recommends it or not. Also, learn about the latest contest for Twilight movie tickets and...

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