Frank J Aprile

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.

Frank’s Retrospect extras are all the way gnar…for real! Maybe Frank April will do a full part this season and then we can really watch this dude go into beast-mode!

Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-N.J.) predicted on Thursday that none of his Senate colleagues would "have the chance" to read the entire final version of the $790-billion stimulus bill before the bill comes up for a final vote in Congress.

BASKING RIDGE, N.J. - Verizon Wireless and HTC today announced that DROID Incredible 2 by HTC, exclusively from Verizon Wireless, will be available beginning April 28 in Verizon Wireless Communications Stores and online at www.verizonwireless.com for $199.99 with a new two-year customer agreement.

I have a longstanding history with bras; one that began in the late summer of 1988 when I encountered the "intimates" section of the J.C. Penny catalog. For most women, however, I'd imagine that these undergarments no longer hold the fascination that they still do for me, which quite frankly I find sad.

The Egyptian elections have resulted in a rout for the throngs whose springtime hopes for freedom are facing the prospect of a nuclear winter at the hands of the Muslim Brotherhood and its fellow Salafists. These Islamists appear to have garnered at least 60 percent of the seats in the next parliament and the opportunity to shape the country's new constitution in line with their ambitions to impose the totalitarian doctrine of Shariah nationwide. That will be bad news for the people of Egypt, for Israel and for us.

And then right after that he goes "LoL j/k guys, I'm not even mad. April fools though!"

Putting on the spectacles of science in expectation of finding an answer to everything looked at signifies inner blindness.